Life is all about ass…
(Source: elmotivador)
No matter who shoots first we both know who the winner is going to be…..
(Source: allitatsu)
But, IT WILL tell you how FAT you’ve gotten.
(Source: redbloodedamerica)
A woman’s vision of the world- I have tits, give me free stuff!
(Source: tusdesmotivaciones)
Camel Spider - because God wants to make sure you never sleep again.
(Source: beorcradnyd)
Bacon. Almost too cute to eat……Almost.
(Source: darthrichi)
You’re fat. Don’t even try and sugarcoat it because you will eat that too.
Ambition - once you’ve made it to the top, be prepared to be the first mowed down.
(Source: tusdesmotivaciones)
Signs your GM hates you….
Chuck Norris- the early years.
(Source: redbloodedamerica)