The Demotivator

Life is all about ass…

No matter who shoots first we both know who the winner is going to be…..

(Source: allitatsu)

But, IT WILL tell you how FAT you’ve gotten.

A woman’s vision of the world- I have tits, give me free stuff!

Camel Spider - because God wants to make sure you never sleep again.

Bacon. Almost too cute to eat……Almost.

You’re fat. Don’t even try and sugarcoat it because you will eat that too.

Ambition - once you’ve made it to the top, be prepared to be the first mowed down.

Signs your GM hates you….

Chuck Norris- the early years.