Life is all about ass…
(Source: elmotivador)
The Matrix - it teaches people it is alright to take pills from people you have just met.
(Source: chaystar)
The list of everyone who thought about Whitney Houston during the last 5 years before her death.
(Source: redbloodedamerica)
Underachievement - the tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
(Source: nixyfix)
